My geology class has christened me Miss Gravity because every class something/someone has fallen on and/or hit me. It was originally Disaster Magnet, but they’ve decided that I just have my own gravitational pull for objects that cause damage: emotional or physical.
The first day of class we had a field trip and the prof got really excited and flung his arm out to go point at something and accidentally smacked my ass. (awkward emotional damage). One day we were outside under a cliff overhang and there was a mini rock slide and I was covered in dirt. Yesterday a girl tripped and fell right on top of me. Today we were looking at models and one student was holding one and fumbled, so naturally it flew across the table and hit me square on the nose.
Everyone is really enjoying this, and I’m just sitting there like
vengerturtle:
oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
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cryptovolans:
finally!!! Wow this should’ve been done like, yesterday.
I hope other people like Tahno and Asami and 1920s stuff as much as I do, hahah…
see you at a-kon… and AX… and otakon… <:
and remember, just because you can’t bend doesn’t mean you can’t be TOTAL BABES.
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